3 Things you wouldn't do

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Even If Offered 50 million bucks...

It's late, can't sleep, and bored. Name three.



1) Root for Pittsburgh

Includes any team, star, or even city.


2) Switch teams.

This is not sports related and all-inclusive. Also means I wouldn't vote for the opposing political party. Not in my DNA.


3) Wack a guy.

No, this is not a repeat of number two. By wack, I mean sending someone to sleep with the fishes. My sixth grade nun would kill me if I did that. Isn't that ironic.
However, all bets are off if me and Osama meet up. That, I'll do for free.
 
1. Bang a fat chick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Fat chicks need lovin' too. Well, not from me.

2. Root for anything OSU.

I swear God has a sense of humor. I grew up hating the Buckeyes with every ounce of energy I had and now I freaking live in Columbus and have to listen to their crap year round.

3. Sell any of my sports memorabilia.

I have a bunch of John Smoltz stuff autographed (he's a friend of my family). A framed Ochocinco picture autographed. A Hockeytown hat from the Joe that was autographed by Chris Chelios and Darrian Hatcher when I met them in a bar in Columbus, OH. Chelios is a cool as shit dude. And a bunch of other stuff too. Most of these things have a story or something that goes along with it and I could never bring myself to sell them.
 
swg said:
Even If Offered 50 million bucks...

It's late, can't sleep, and bored. Name three.



1) Root for Pittsburgh

Includes any team, star, or even city.


2) Switch teams.

This is not sports related and all-inclusive. Also means I wouldn't vote for the opposing political party. Not in my DNA.




3) Wack a guy.

No, this is not a repeat of number two. By wack, I mean sending someone to sleep with the fishes. My sixth grade nun would kill me if I did that. Isn't that ironic.
However, all bets are off if me and Osama meet up. That, I'll do for free.
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Which one is it high or drunk?
 
JasonS said:
1. Bang a fat chick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Fat chicks need lovin' too. Well, not from me.

2. Root for anything OSU.

I swear God has a sense of humor. I grew up hating the Buckeyes with every ounce of energy I had and now I freaking live in Columbus and have to listen to their crap year round.

3. Sell any of my sports memorabilia.

I have a bunch of John Smoltz stuff autographed (he's a friend of my family). A framed Ochocinco picture autographed. A Hockeytown hat from the Joe that was autographed by Chris Chelios and Darrian Hatcher when I met them in a bar in Columbus, OH. Chelios is a cool as shit dude. And a bunch of other stuff too. Most of these things have a story or something that goes along with it and I could never bring myself to sell them.
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Give ya twenty bucks for ocho's pic. Lol
 
Shoot. I wish I was drunk right now...I'd actually be asleep. This is what I get for drinking Mountain Dew tonight. Damnit.
 
You guys wouldn't do any of that for 50 million? There are very few things I wouldn't do for 50 million.

Kill someone would be number 1 on the list.
After that probably having to cut my own d!ck off
I probably wouldn't cut any of my limbs off either.
 
Kingsley Court said:
You guys wouldn't do any of that for 50 million? There are very few things I wouldn't do for 50 million.

Kill someone would be number 1 on the list.
After that probably having to cut my own d!ck off
I probably wouldn't cut any of my limbs off either.
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No principles but at least ur honest. :D
 
If I knew I could get away with it (100%)...I would probably kill someone for 50 million dollars. If that someone was LivingLegend I would do it for a case of beer (just so I can celebrate after).

I would do almost anything for 50 million dollars. Kcourt is right- I wouldnt cut off any limb.(or hurt myself too bad) I wouldnt kill someone I was close to- but other then that Id prolly do anything. 50 mill is a lot of cash
 
Well come on, someone wouldn't bang a fat chick? I would consider that for free chipotle. I would root for pitt for a free case of beer, or if it got me laid by some super hot chick. 50 million is a lot of money. I would give up all the clothes I had for 50 million, then just buy new ones.

Better question: would you rather win a 100 million dollar jackpot, or get a salary of 1 mill a year playing any sport you want? You would be on a team that made the playoffs every year, or individual sport you would be in the top ten in nearly every event.
 
Good point.


Maybe I would vote for the wrong guy, or even root for pitt. But I better get all the 50 million, with zero taxes. :)


Gotta be something you wouldn't do though.
 
swg said:
Even If Offered 50 million bucks...

It's late, can't sleep, and bored. Name three.



1) Root for Pittsburgh

Includes any team, star, or even city.


2) Switch teams.

This is not sports related and all-inclusive. Also means I wouldn't vote for the opposing political party. Not in my DNA.


3) Wack a guy.

No, this is not a repeat of number two. By wack, I mean sending someone to sleep with the fishes. My sixth grade nun would kill me if I did that. Isn't that ironic.
However, all bets are off if me and Osama meet up. That, I'll do for free.
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I wouldn't "Wack a guy" either. Nor would I kill someone. :D
 
I would bang a fat dude for 50 million let alone a fat chick. hell for 50 million I would like it and maybe ask for seconds.
 
Didn't feel like joining in the Sean Kilpatrick debate, so I'll jump in here. Great topic, reminds me of an argument my friends always get into. It started from would you take a stink face for $10,000. Any wrestling fans will know what that is. (I'm not really a big wrestling fan, but my friends are).

For $50 million there is plenty I would do. I guess I do have some limitations, but I would have to be faced with the decision first to turn it down. Its easy to say you wouldn't when you're not staring at the cash. I do kind of agree with not rooting for Ohio State and some other teams. Money can't change your honest, deep down hatreds.
 
I might root for Pitt (for 50 mill), but hopefully they would lose the game.

I can't change teams, but I guess I could vote for the other party (hoping they would lose anyway).

I could wack a guy, but it would have to be someone really bad, justifiable.

OK...I've backtracked enough.
 
swg said:
Hell, you'd do that after 8 beers. Haha.







j/k
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All I am saying that banging a dude for 50 Million may make me gay, but I will be gay while banging my wife and playing golf and most people here can be straight while being shut out at bars and working 50 hrs a week for their 35k.

:)
 
Daniel Drake said:
All I am saying that banging a dude for 50 Million may make me gay, but I will be gay while banging my wife and playing golf and most people here can be straight while being shut out at bars and working 50 hrs a week for their 35k.

:)
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There are certain images that you would never be able to get out of your head and I imagine you would be scarred for life banging a dude (or a super huge fat chick). Is that really worth the money? Every time you spend a dime you will think about how nasty that money is. :)
 
Come to think of it, I can live with a lot of things while being on the beach drinking all day.
 
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