It's joke time!

[Kingsley Court]

Alright people, this thread is for jokes and funny stories, so lets post em!


I'll start it off just to get things rolling a bit with a few ones:

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says
here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"



I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat



A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired


After every week we can vote for the best. Obviously it will be tough to beat those listed above.

 

[juicy]

I'm new here and figured this would be a good place to post my first post. Nothing breaks the ice like a corny joke, so here goes:

What's the difference between an Xavier Cheerleader and a catfish? One has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a catfish.

 

[Kingsley Court]

I'm new here and figured this would be a good place to post my first post. Nothing breaks the ice like a corny joke, so here goes:

What's the difference between an Xavier Cheerleader and a catfish? One has whiskers and stinks, and the other is a catfish.

HEYOOOO

Reps coming your way- thanks for posting and I look forward to you posting more all around the site.

 

[DontMissHim]

In honor of who started this thread

A drunk was brought before the court. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"


And, in many cases what has happened to who started this thread:


1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor.

classics.

 

[Thegreatone]

banned.