Write Bill Koch's Headline!

[babcat]

I am surprised by the actual headline. However, I am sure the folks at the Enquirer will post something to counter balance this good will on the front page of the newpaper it like "Former UC Student Disrespects the Law, Faces Jail Time"

The article will read as follows:

Cincinnati- John Jones, a 41 year old man from Cincinnati, faces 30 days in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Jones, who went to the University of Cincinnati for a few weeks in the fall of 1989, has indicated he was unable to pay his parking tickets because he lost his job. Jones' quandry did not impress the judge, who advised Jones to pay the fines by the end of the month or he will be sentenced to 30 days in jail. Jones is hoping he will receive some assistance to avoid jail time, so that he may watch UK play in the NIT this year at home with his father.

Well played. Repped.

 

[bearcats23]

Just found this thread, love it so far. Here are my offerings...

"Bearcats One Step Closer to being on the Bubble"

"Bearcats Catch Georgetown on Worst Shooting Night in 15 Years"

"Bearcats Bank in Late Three to Escape with Win"

Upcoming game headlines...

"Bearcats Hope to Improve NIT Seed With Game Versus UConn"