BearcatAlum1
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I 'll bet you're a used cars salesmen's dream.
Salesman: "It's got blah, blah, blah, and here's the sticker price, which is already discounted."
Ralph: "I'll take it!"
Salesman:"Would you like the bend you over needless warranty?"
Ralph: "Do I need it?"
Salesman: "Yes, we recommend it."
Ralph: "Sold."
Ralph: "So should I really get all my work done here at the dealership?"
Salesman: "Yes, we recommend it, even the oil changes 5k miles.
Ralph: "5k thousand, but the commercial for Jiffy Lube say 3k?"
Salesman: "That's actually not...nevermimd. Yes 3k"
Ralph: "Great see you in 3k miles or 3 months, whichever comes first. Pleasure doing business with you."
Salesman: "The pleasure was all mine. Enjoy your Saturn, sir."
Salesman: (to co-worker) "I finally sold the last Saturn on the lot. I couldn't believe how easy it was. The guy bought everything I told him."
Wow. This was freaking hilarious. Awesome.